Blankenship’s Law of Software Testing: If you want a program to break, show your boss. If you want it to bring down the network, show the CEO.
Law of NASCAR – Nothing is interesting until something goes wrong.
Ensign’s Law of Political Scandal : The more someone bleats about family values, the more likely they don’t have any.
Poe’s Law -Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won’t mistake for the real thing. (Nathan Poe created this, not Edgar Allan)
Godwin’s Law – The first person to compare their opponent to Hitler loses.